All Things Must Come To An End.

So the other day we got a detripling notice, and after a long, very log, chain of events. I now live in a different building, so sorry to say there will be no more adventures of Ying and Kevin, and I never got a picture.
After we got our notice I went to see the new room Ying went to visit the potential room mate. He came back to me and said "John the new room mate smokes." I reminded Ying, just because a person smokes it doesn't mean he s a bad person. I visited the new room and came back to tell Ying I wanted to leave, and for the first time ever i saw him make a face that wasn't smiling, and is someone had killed his dog he asked "So you're leaving me with Kevin?" then began to tear. I felt bad, and I re-met with the new possible room mate and realized living with him would be normal, but I didn't really for see a friendship, so I told Ying we would vote that we both don't like living with Kevin, and I will stay with him on the condition he allows me to open the blinds and turn on the lights. and he said thank you and agreed. Kevin tried sabotaging this plan by not coming to our meeting to decide who leaves. Finally when he got back to the room we voted and Kevin didn't like the results, and threw a bit of a temper tantrum. Ying went to get the RA, and after an upsurd ridiculous argument we found out that we would be staying tripled if no one could agree, and we would stop getting money back for it. If Kevin had to leave he wasn't going to sign the paper, and if I left Ying wasn't going to sign. Finally I had a private conversation with the RA, and it was sorted out that I could move with out an areement. Ying then kept trying to rationalize Kevin's behavior... They both know I left them in a ridiculous situation. Kevin told me to come back and visit, and he was going to make Yig's life a living hell, and Ying went and got a contract made by the RA to try and better his living conditions. Ying kept talking to me like a normal human and for a bit I actually began to feel bad I was leaving him, and I kinda did want to live with him, i enjoy him, and hey the blog could have continued... but to have stayed tripled would have been bad. So i gave Ying my phone number, and i figured that would be fine. Then in the sofest deadliest almost seductive whisper ying told me "the most important thing for me is that I help you move" Then he started taking off my sheets and, touching my stuff so i stopped him. Finally on my last trip out of the room ying said, "John if we can't live together, mabye we will se each other on the streets?" I said of course! Then he said "John we are best friends right? for life? and i said yes. and he said okay good, and I left and he began to cry. I can't help but feel bad, and kind of miss him. But I think its best for me what happened.
I feel bad for ending the blog, but it went out strong, and if I ever run into the guys again, I'll post an epilouge at the end of the semester. Its been real guys!

Ying Is Healthy

So Ying is no longer sick and I dont know whats worse: Healthy Ying or sick Ying. He is absolutely CRAZY. Its kind of entertaining. Im pretty sure he can jump from his tent to the door in one leap and change his clothes while in mid air. I feel like he just bounces around the room like an Anamaniac. He's always asking me questions now too. He wants me to give him voice lessons. and last night i had just lied down to bed, and he asked what he should learn if he wanted to learn piano. I replied Piano? but that wasnt the answer he was looking for. I never have any idea what he's talking about. I need to get a video of him. She is constantly changing his clothes and he wears those long underwear like men wore in prairie times. and then he always wears at least 2 sweaters with a ski jacket and ski hat. He has glasses and spiky hair (not gelled, it just like pops up, i think its form the ski hat). He has braces, and always smiles... even when he gets mad at Kevin which really makes you feel like he's mocking you. He caries around a rolly back pack with him everywhere - even the bathroom, the zipper doesnt close and it has nothing in it except one rice pot, that kind of just bobs around.

It's Always Hard To Say Goodbye.

So Kevin overheard me talking about applying to Hunter while I was on the phone with my sister yesterday. He was visibly upset. He spent a good few minutes before I had to leave for class trying to convince me of what a good school Stony Brook is and I should stay... I really don't understand how he could think were friends, I don't get why he even likes
I'm thinking its best he does like me because last night he was talking about killing people. I guess he wanted to join a club or a frat (I don't ask too many questions), but anyway he gave someone 300 dollars and then they like didn't accept him? I dunno hes mad at someone. So I guess this weekend hes putting something in their weed that will rot out their teeth. And all his friends were like DUDE THAT CAN KILL SOMEONE, and hes like no it will just destroy their mouth, Ive done it before. I really don't care, because Kevin is the biggest loser in the world, and I really don't believe he has the balls to do something mean. He just tries to sound tough, and he always reminds us he's form Queens... Ying however was very frightened.
I feel like this is just the thing I need to use to go to the RHD and say I feel threatened and get my room switched, but I feel like this is serious and can get messy and I dont want to go through so much when he probably wasn't serous anyway.

Asian Humor?

Ying got back from the shower and said can you smell? and I said yes and he said can you smell my shampoo? and i said no. and he said really it smells so good. then cracked up laughing. I looked confused and he said never mind it was a joke. I was just kidding.... i don't know either?

Late Night Convos Part III

In the middle of the night Ying goes john. joooohn. johhhhhnnnnn. john. john jooohhhnn. i finally wake up thinking wouldn't you stop after you realized the person is not answering. So I lied in bed hoping he would just stop but I finally just said "What?" when i realized it wasn't, and he said oh? as if suprised I answered and asked" are you sleeping" and i said yes. and he said oh okay...... THAT SORT OF THING DOESN"T HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE! it happens in cartoons and movies.

Late Night Convos Part II

After this long conversation (I think our first conversation ever lol) Kevin comes into the room at like 330 in the morning, wakes me up so he can say "Goodnight John" then Ying pops out of his fort underneath me shouting why do you not say goodnight to me!!!?? you say good night to john but not me, then they argued for a while as i tried to fall back asleep, unable to believe this was actually happening.

Late Night Convos Part I

So this conversation actually made me like Ying, and kinda feel bad for him. But even still, his craziness is still entertaining, but now I just kinda have sympathy for him. So this is a convo between Ying and I that I wrote down as it happened so I wouldn't forget:

Y: John, can you stop typing, I can't sleep w. all the noise
J: Stop typing!? No.
Y: How much longer will you continue?
J: I'm doing homework. When ever I'm done.
Y: Oh John? I don't know english. You speak so fast! Your words sound like "Rah rah rah rah rah"

-Time Elapses-

J: Okay Ying I'm done.
Y: What was that?
J: Nevermind.
Y: In China you can say "(he tells me how to say nevermind in Chineese)"
J: I don't know what you mean?
Y: How mny sisters do you have?
J: 2
Y: Oh there is a girl here who looks like you. Mabye she could be your sister?
J: NO, my sister doesn't live here.
Y: You know how all Asians look the same?
J: No, I don't think so?
Y: Good, talking about China makes me feel better.
J: Thats good, you were only sleep deprived, not sick. It wasn't that serious, but I'm glad.
Y: Oh John? Your talking is giving me another migrain.



-Ying turns on my desk light-

J: What are you doing at my desk!!!!??
Y: I need to cover this light.
J: What light?
Y: (points to the tiny blue light in the corner of my lab top that never shuts off)
J: YOU HAVE A SLEEPING MASK ON!!?? HOW DO YOU EVEN SEE THAT!?
Y: I don' understand
J: You're trying to tell me this little blue light is keeping you awake? Its always there!?
Y: I know every night is bad.
J: Don't touch my computer please.
Y: John you are so funny (as he places a key infront of the light to block it)
J: Why? ( not understanding how im funny when i just got annoied)
Y: Never mind. Poor English.

-Time Alapses, I'm almost asleep, as Ying always begs me to be-

Y: John, I'm hungry.
J: You just ate?
Y: It's never enough.
J: Ying if you keep eating you won't be able to fall asleep.
Y: ohhhhh really!
J: Yes. Did you take your ambien today?
Y: Yes
J: Then just try and go to bed. - You know you really should have had a doctor write you something to get you a single.
Y: How do I do that?
J: Well who perscribed the ambien for you?
Y: My psychiatrist.
J: Have him write you a note saying you need silence.
Y: What do you think of Kevin?
J: Uhhh? He's fine?
Y: I don't know I worry about him - all the beer and everything?
J: Just because you drink beer, it doesn't make you a bad person.
Y: I never thought like that? - John, am I crazy?
J: Why do you say that?
Y: My doctor.
J: no a lot of people see physicatrists, you're not crazy.
Y: So you know all the medicine I'm on, and you still want to be my friend?
J: of course.
Y: That make me feel good.


Y: John? You have a girlfriend?
J: No
Y: Oh, but you are so attractive?
J: haha, thanks, but no.
Y: Okay, get one later.
J: I'll see what I can do.
Y: Good night.