Prolouge:

So as we all know, my roomates are annoying. There not terrible it could def. be worse, they could be rude and mean, bu theyre just annoying. BUT I figured if I have to deal with this, I may as well entertain people with it at the same time. So I decided to post all my roommate happenings here for the worlds enjoyment. I swear, nothing is a fabrication!
It began over the summer I recieve the names of my room mates in the mail; Kevin Nepomiashy and Ying Yan. I connacted Kevin on facebook saying " Hi I think were roomates" he responded "oh you found me, i shot the single bed" (this later worked for my advantage, because when I got there the top bunk got an entire desk and closet in the triple, and when Kevin asked "why?" It was because he shot the single bed). Not much later after talking on facebook we got a phone call from Mrs.Neponiashy ( not Kevin, mind you, his mother) She had a thick Russian Jew accent, and was asking for me to bring things which are needed, ya know the essentials like a fan, a full size fridge, a tv, a microwave, lol. So we told her the rooma are small and Im not bringing anything I dont need - like any of that stuff. So she hung up saying she was going to call the other room mate. That was the last we heard of her for the summer.